Attraction of the Week:

Mr. Toad's Wild Ride


Bumper Song

(with apologies to Sir Elton)

Holy Roadsters, I have been removed
I have seen the fat bear, he will be here soon
Distant cousin from down the line
Brand of weasels who ain't my kind
Holy Roadsters, I have been removed

Holy Roadsters, I have been deceived
Now the Suits have changed their minds, and I'll have to leave
Won't you please excuse my frankness but it's not my cup of tea
Holy Roadsters, I have been deceived

I'm going back to the West Coast
Where my old cars, my old cars ain't abused
I can't take any more bad honey
I've been poisoned from my head down to my shoes

Holy Roadsters, let us live in peace
Let us strive to find a way to make all hatred cease
There's a bear over there, what's his colour I don't care
He's my brother let us live in peace
He's my brother let us live in peace
He's my brother let us live in peace



This page last updated 3 November 2000.
Copyright © 1998-1999 by Bruce A Metcalf and Ronnie O'Rourke (JIROMI). The characters, attractions, and music belong to the Walt Disney Company and Sir Elton John, but we frankly doubt either would recognize them in this form.